Razr sales get an unanticipated boost.

Or, The Devil Wears Picnic

Thirty Years Later, Mary-Kate Still Clinging to Her Fur Obsession, Razr

Did she eat the thing she skinned at the picnic?

the devil wears a really ugly dress.

(no, I'm sorry, that is NOT my anna. that's an andrea mitchell/anna wintour hairpix. and you cannot tell me otherwise, I won't hear it.)

Old Fox, Wearing Old Fox.

"How I Met Your Mother" freaks out Alyson Hannigan fans with the most realistic "future Lily" scene yet.

"Whatever Happened To Pippi Longstocking?"

Comedian Emo Phillips Makes a Comeback!

@lolcait: All I can come up with is the one I already submitted for the Coppola post earlier. Fresh out here.

@fiveinchtaint: Good thing you won, then!

@fivehole: OMG! Yes!

@lolcait: and apparently dines on wolf.

What Happens when Anna Wintour Forgets To Look At Self in Mirror before Leaving House

(I mean, I have no style whatsoever, but even I know that ain't workin')

@RocketSurgeon:

Maybe she subscribes to the Scott Rudin method of having assistants carry six phones apiece, in order to have replacements at the ready after she hurls them at their heads. Using Razrs would keep overhead down.

Cougar Slays Fox, Alligator

Eric Stoltz and Stanley Tucci join the cast of American Pie 14: Can't Someone Get Grandma To Stop Talking About Band Camp?

Little Red Riding Hood Slayed Wolf, Inherited Grandma's Jewelry

dead animal, worn by should-be dead animal.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Indeed Motorola makes a good throwin' phone. Blade-like design for accuracy.

@lolcait: Oddly enough over on Jezebel they're saying the picnic blanket is, indeed, Prada.

Her Bangs, Her Bangs!

Anna Wintour's outfit temporarily blinds, stupefies bodyguard.

@recidivicious: Oh dear.

Anna Wintour designs, wears a spring line for K-Mart.

"Venal In Fur Sends Bystander To Sleep"

Early for Wigstock

After asking the question every day for 30 years, Anna Wintour finally wears something that makes her look fat.

Anne Rice Attributes Clothing to Lasher, Jesus

@CodePink: Like by Ricky Martin? Get it??!

"Alsation Falls From Balcony, Lands On Bitch"

Chris Crooker aged well

Fashion Hag Dons Burberry Possom.

Recession Fears Cause Cruella De Vil to Take Side Job at Denny's

The close shave was a lousy idea, Choire Sicha realizes.

"Much Older, Dorothy Forgets About Kansas; Artfully Wears Toto's Hide"

No, Maybe, No.

/Deadspin

"Katie Holmes: Getting Older by the Day."

Wintour Unveils Winter Look, Wonky Eyes, Platic Hands

The City of Unflattering Lights: Katie Holmes Attends Paris Fashion Show

@Badupbomp: Drunk. Plastic.

'Batshit Crazy' All The Rage For Spring 2008

@CodePink: I got it and I've been humming the damn song under my breath for the last 10 minutes, thankyaverymuch!

Future Jean Reno Can't Believe He Agreed To Remake The Professional

I didn't know Mario Batali drives Anna's car.

I though she didn't like fatties.

Wintour Survives Picnic Basket Explosion, to Bodyguards' Dismay

@DorothyMantooth: Future Natalie Portman Thrilled

Post-Rings Trilogy, Gollum Finds Success in Russian Mob

@DorothyMantooth: Perfect.

FUR IS DEAD!

Tri Color Coif Matches Tri Color Collar Says Vogue. Tri Color Beaver to be Discussed by Cosmo.

Aged Gelfling Excited To See Earth For First Time

"During the siege, we had to eat and wear whatever we could catch"

@Colonel Mustard: Ha! A Henson reference! Brilliant!

@lolcait: Oh shit! I just noticed that. Thanks, man.

@Colonel Mustard: That is pretty awesome.

Picnic Cloverfield?

Is that GENUINE FELINE?

Fur is for the selfish. Grow up.

Workers take a break before returning Mamie Eisenhower statue to the Smithsonian.

She looked so much better as Meryl Streep.

Fashion Czar Gets the Black Bar.