Why are there eggs all over her face?

"Hello, you've touched the voice mail of Jeffrey Epstein, I - wait, did I say touched? I meant reached. Haha. You've reached the voice muscle - mail! voiceMAIL of Jeffrey Epstein. I... uh... I can't come to the towel. Hahaha. Towel. I can't come to the phone right now so please leave me a massage. Message! Damnit! I meant message. Obviously. Message. So, right. That's... just... I'll wait for your message then and get back in touch... or, maybe not touch, I don't mean...[sigh]... Christ."

@Screen Name: Excellent.

Sounds like it was a job-related issue to me. Shouldn't those kids take it up with OSHA?

Better question: where the hell are their parents, and why are they letting fourteen-year-olds work in the massage industry?

It's only a hunch but I'm guessing these kids have pretty unstable parents-if they have any-that don't guide them or care. It's pro2col, any child pred goes after kids from dysfunctional backgrounds as you have less to loose and they won't rat on you cause their background is so unreliable/imperfect...

They probably did it peremptorily, too, but don't you mean preemptively?

@Colonel Mustard: @rantmagazine: These girls were found at the poorest high schools in West Palm Beach. Anything off the island of Palm Beach and a few areas of West Palm are for the most part, poor. These girls were from the poorest of the poor. Epstein is a sick fuck predator. You can't blame a 14 year old girl for being molested - no matter what the circumstances of her entering the house. Blaming the victims is bullshit.

@Colonel Mustard: They're not in the massage industry; who knows where he picks them up. They could be party kids out to make a mysterious buck -- following up on the Japanese trend of young girls essentially engaging in prostitution for the allure of older, rich men buying them expensive, expensive clothes, gadgets, acoutriments. Hell, this trend even made it in-land, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were running rampant in Nueva York.

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: Nonsense. If those girls didn't want to get molested, they shouldn't have responded to the "Hey girls, if you like getting molested, this gig is totally going to rock!" ad on Craigslist.

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: Thanks for the moral compassing, but that was actually meant to be a tasteless joke. I'm not "blaming the victim" and I don't honestly believe that these were like Fred Segal employees who were abused by a client.

@Furious_George: Ha!

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: Couldn't agree more. I hope Epstein goes to jail.

@Colonel Mustard: I feel you.

@midtown43: Yeah, all the massages he can handle...and these will be free.

I agree but he won't....too much money and too much power...

I have a paying job. And I will still blow him for $200.
What's the big deal?

Yawn ... Janice Epstein could come up with $50 million with a brief cel phone call to Sotheby's to sell the work "Studies in Canine Fecal Matter" featured in the foyer of his Manhattan pied à terre ...

@ PUSSY GALORE
Hey, it's no BIG deal, as long as he dIdNT force himself in...

Thats all-I could/would use the cash...