And the unfortunately placed bald guy.

SPECTRE Lines 'em Up Against the Wall

Dancing with the Rockettes Cast

Is that 'Bond', third from left? Christ, he's only taller than Dench! And what a big melon.

Man on Far Left, Unfortunately, Quantum of Attractive

James Carville Cracks Wise About His Wife's Friends

@IndianSlipper: Yeah, but, um, in his swimming trunks? What you just said don't mean a THING.

The Dreams Come True When You're Wearing Black Pants Fundraiser for Guns

Richard: even worse than Quantum Solace, it's Quantum of Solace.

A Visual Representation of the 8 Quark Flavors: Strange, Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom, Old, Brunette

"Oh sure. Now we're going to have to take the picture over again. Dammit, Dench, I said, 'Look at the camera!'"

It just says "7," not "007." In addition to coming up with the worst movie name on Earth, are they trimming down Bond's secret agent code?

Victoria Principal Guest Hosts Ambush Makeovers

@procrastinator, esq.: no silly the "o"'s in the words above are the 00

Is that James Arness hulking behind Dame Judy?

Ye gods, they really are calling it "Quantum of Solace." What are they thinking?

@StrawBerryShortCake: pwn3d

@StrawBerryShortCake: You should be a detective.

525,600 Years Old

@StrawBerryShortCake: uh oh. Somebody failed the creative thinking portion of his SATs.

Quantum Slosh

@Colonel Mustard: (I know I plagiarized that a little bit, but it's all the rage) (just don't tell anyone)

"You idiotsh," Connery exclaimed, "I shaid, 'You should all get quantum shitfaced!' "

Dame Smiles Through "Dumbest Day of My Life"

Dr. Drew Lines Up Next Cast Of Celebrity Rehab

Scab Cast of NBC's "The Office" Announced

All of These People Are Ghosts Except for The Dame

@CodePink: Ha. You've been seeing a lot of ghosts lately. Everything cool?

@IndianSlipper: No that's not Bond -- that's Mathieu Amalric and he plays the villain in the new film. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in the ability to dictate entire paragraphs, one letter at a time via left eye blinks to his to-die-for HOT French secretary. [www.imdb.com]

007 is now portrayed by Daniel Craig and he's fourth from right.

Mac Guy and Wendie Malick Crash Bond Photo Shoot; Daniel Craig, in Makeup for the Ian McKellen Story, Reaches Through Holes in Trouser Pockets to Fondle Balls

Dame Judi takes the money and guns.

If Scott Bakula leaps into Daniel Craig, I suggest he stick around through the filming of the Bond girl scenes.

fashion police line up: Brown shoes, black pants, quantom no-no

@fiveinchtaint: "All my life I've been seeing ghosts." That's a line from a Bob Dylan song. Actually, it's not, but it sounds like it, right?

@StrawBerryShortCake: [Smacks head.] Oh. That makes sense, in theory. It looks really fucking stupid, though.

Bond Cast Just Found Out Movie Won't Be Called "Man With the Golden Package" After All

"The Cast Reunion Party for Brothers and Sisters was going so well on that hot afternoon in 2013 - until Sally Field pulled out the Izi."

Gack - Uzi!

Entire Bond Cast Turned Away From Roller Coaster Ride

"Bond cast shows what they do in their spare time between sequels"

"One Dench, Three Mensch, and Four Wench"

(Note to Hez: Look I spelled Mensch right!")

The only part of the 70s that sucked more than disco was Roger Moore as James Bond. How much worse could these guys be?

Cast of new James Bond flick tries, fails to obscure film's title

Shizen....

"One Dench, One French, Three Mensch, and Four Wench"

Bruce Willis loses weight, joins Bond cast as Secret Agent Man

celebrity apprentice II.

"That's the title? Bloody 'ell! No one's going to go see that!!!

Mrs. Henderson Resents

(Surrenders)

@Yazz Flute: Er, better yet, Mrs. Henderson Resentful.

@Conbon: you should see at where's waldo!

Expectations low for upcoming 'Ocean's 8'

Woman with Late 80s Hairdo Punished by Having to Stand Between Least Attractive Men in Group

"Lisa Marie Presley Wonders If She's In The Right Room"

"Tasteful Font Cannot Hide Shit Title"