The Martians, however, stopped that years ago.

Haaaaaaaa

"Back to me pot o' gold it is!"

HAHAH. HE'S SHORT.

@lolcait: Tie-tee tie-tee tie... [jig]

Oh dear, Jon Stewart just ran out of material.

That hot toddy put some major years on Haley Joel Osment.

Ah, he had goo-od intentions....?!

It's too bad, because he was the only candidate on the field who actually supported gay marriage. However, they really don't fuck around when they say you have to be as tall as the wacky pirate sign in order to run for president.

Why now, when anyone still running for President on Super Tuesday gets a free bean and cheese burrito at Taco Bell?

Damn, just when I was making plans to spend more time with his wife.

Seriously, though, I hope he goes back to Congress and gets the ridiculously forestalled impeachment started. It's way past due. And any party that keeps it "off the table" is flirting with losing a whole lot of votes.

*pour on out for my homie Kucinich*

Just try making fun of this speech, you sultans of snark.

@Colonel Mustard: The tall and the hair are basically are two most important qualifications for the office. The brains not so important. With the brave new world of the girls, who knows, but let's just say that less than a C-cup need not apply.

back to the spinning wheel, dennis.

He's actually just now dropping out of the 2004 race.

Kucinich aboandons white house bid for red hot biddy.

@TheNewBlack: Commie nommie!

In some dark hole tonight, a fellow hobbit is weeping.

Crap. I was ready and eager for the nation's first up-skirt President.

Oh well, more blue diamonds, green clovers, pink hearts, and yellow moons (and rainbows and pots o' fucking marshmallow gold) for the rest of us, then.