Oh Noes! John Mayer Quits BloggingLarge-headed musician, Jessica Simpson dater, and singer of sensitive fuckjam "Your Body Is a Wonderland" John Mayer has shocked the world by taking down his blog, the Huffington Post reports. "Done & Dusted & Self-Conscious & Back to Work," the message on his site reads. We'd received tips about his blog before, including one titled "John Mayer is the douchiest foodblogger ever," due to his posting pics of yummy dishes with a copyright-protected watermark. Dude. It's just food. Looking back, what exactly did the he blog about?

Well, he provided PSAs about drinking and driving:

The distance from the parking lot to my house was about 5 miles, mostly straight shot up the coast of Santa Monica, zero traffic. And I didn't drive it. Me. The guy who gets the VIP velvet rope treatment in life.
And he defended ex Jessica Simpson :
Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,
This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is... All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her.

Also, he has a Macbook Air . And you don't.

Oh Noes! John Mayer Quits Blogging