American sculptor Daniel Edwards has unveiled his latest work: a bronzed sarcophagus featuring a nude, large-breasted woman called "The Oprah Sarcophagus." Some would say they can't see the resemblance, but look how regal! Look how noble! We would not be surprised if Oprah secretly commissioned it herself. After all, she has a big photo of her Beloved scars in the lobby of her office. Plus, Stedman needs something to look at when she's off cavorting with Gayle. [Daily Mail}

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