Take Riches' suit against CNN hairmonger Lou Dobbs (Filed Oct. 07, closed Oct. 07). Dobbs stood accused of promoting racism against immigrants, defamation of character, treason, and generally "Gestapo Nazi SS" tactics that caused irreparable harm to Riches. Kind of true? Sure! Good for $200 million from a federal judge? Sorry, no. We called Dobbs' rep to see if he was recovering from the stress of this suit, but she hasn't gotten back to us yet, strangely.
Riches doesn't win cases ever, as far as we can tell. But plenty of suits are still pending! Like the one he filed this week against David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, for working as X-files agents to "illegally incarcerate me under Bookes and fanfan." Or the other one he filed earlier this week against Newsweek columnist Fareed Zakaria for giving his fingerprints to neoconservative Interpol agents to set him up on bogus fraud charges. Or the other one he filed this week against drab media mogul Mort Zuckerman for his contributions to Riches' "24 hour abuse/ torture/ beatings." Mercy!
Riches hasn't sued Nick Denton yet, but it's only a matter of time now. Or maybe he'll be thankful to us for helping him blow the cover off the Katie Couric-rat poop-Jewish Mossad connection. The evidence is all here: