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Back when John Edwards was running for president of America's Liberal White Men, he'd mention, at every opportunity, that there are 200,000 homeless veterans across our glorious nation. Hearing this upset Bill O'Reilly, who decided then that such a thing is impossible. Bill first insisted that there was no such thing as a homeless vet, then eventually ceded that there might be some, but probably not that many. He's right! There are only 196,000 homeless vets. Some of them protested outside Fox's headquarters yesterday, with the intention of providing Bill with a petition. Press coverage of the protest was minimal, though an O'Reilly producer showed up. The producer, Jesse Watters, is O'Reilly's official "ambush" man, and probably the smarmiest fuck on the planet. According to Radar, he spent a great deal of time accusing vets of, uh, calling our troops "baby-killers." The Culture War no longer even follows its own internal logic, does it? Anyway—there's video from the organizers. It's after the jump. [NYDN, Radar]
O'Reilly's Ambush Producer Attacks Homeless Vets
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3:01 PM on Fri Feb 1 2008
By Pareene
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when i get mad and i get pissed
i grab my pen and i write out a list
of all you assholes that won't be missed
you make my shitlist
falafel falafel falafel falafel falafel falafel
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..." --as quoted in a sexual harassment suit filed against him by a Fox News producer, 2004
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Mr. Waters' voice is enough to make soldiers kill babies, methinks.
Oh, fuck O'Falafel. I'm so sick of hearing about this self-righteous sexual harasser.
For $11 and a free appetizer at Applebee's, that meatsack would ask a vet injured in an IED explosion for proof of his alleged "legs" before he was in Iraq. I'm beginning to suspect that this Fox News Network has an agenda.
loofa loofa loofa..
I hope they made copies.
And what will Orally say in response: "Listen Factor viewers, there are plenty of war veterans who watch The Factor and I know for a fact that none of them are homeless. They tell me so in my viewer mail. I heard that two or three people attacked my FOX producer yesterday but obviously they couldn't be real veterans. Because when I say war veterans I mean, ya know, people who don't yell stuff like, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.'"
One of Bill O'Reilly's few, perhaps only, redeeming qualities: the less he believes something, the more true it is.
"Honestly, all she had to do was walk into the building and drop it off at the security desk. Was the press availability absolutely necessary? I, mean, seriously! Veterans are a pain in my ass!" - Roger Ailes
"War veterans" is a term of Zimbabwaen origin, of course, the US usage being "combat veterans". Which means when Bill isn't taking from various Prussian playbooks, he's taking from Mugabe's playbook.
Hint to Bill: Mugabe is ruthless, but also smart. You are merely greedy.
(Sorry for the lecture, but am I wrong, people? Have you EVER heard "war veterans" used in a non-African-fratricide context? Someone on the Faux Nooz staff probly has a deluxe copy of 'Dictator Style' on their desk...)
@weazel: What?
Bill O'Reilly doesn't exist.
There! He's gone now!
Fuck veterans, anyway, they don't do the really hard fighting for liberty like Rush, O'Reilly, Hannity and Bennett, who have to work themselves into a rich, lathery froth everyday despite being some of the richest motherfuckers who ever walked God's green earth. Now that shit's hard!
..this is all very well but spare a thought for the other homeless vets....anybody who cures sick animals for a living should never, EVER be homeless...it's just so un-American/Australian/[insert country here]...
These Fox guys are drooling over the possibilities of having months of all-out racism and mysogyny if Hillary and Obama are nominated, in whatever combination. They are going to have SUCH fun. You see the smirk on Watters' face? He's like that guy Imus hired to make racist jokes. He can't WAIT. It's going to be a rough year for civility or whatever passes for civility in this country.
I loooooove him. He's just done so much for dill holes.
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