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    Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat

    Unexpectedly moved by the NY Post's heart-wrenching story of how Paris Hilton was reduced to tears by 50 Cent's demand that she immediately cease her unauthorized booty-shaking activities and "get the fuck off the stage" at her own Super Bowl party, we pass along the tale in the only way that made sense to us: in comic book form. After the jump, Paris's pain, splayed across six action-packed panels:

    [Photo: Charles Wenzelberg]


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