Famous lesbian Paris Hilton recently did an interview with the most prestigious publication of our times, Parade magazine. In it she discusses the nature of wealth and fame, saying: "You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn't even matter, either. I have both and it doesn't even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it's not, it's not really about money to me." This comes after her recent revelation that her bazillionaire grandfather Barron Hilton will be donating most of his money to charity. Oh Paris! Wouldn't it be great if grampa's little announcement was just a test and when he reads this interview he proclaims loudly "You have passed! You have proven yourself. Here, take all of my gold"?? Even though it wouldn't matter either way because you've inexplicably managed to make millions on your own?!? After the jump, a clip of how Paris (and friend) would spend her humble, honest days, taking buses and talking to other poors. [Showbiz Spy]