There's a quality metric for teh geighs?

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to backstab me?

@Conbon: Yes, and you are off the charts!

Didn't last season have two gay guys? They started with one gay guy, then secretly brought in his ex-boyfriend and both proceeded to snipe at each other until they were offed, one by one. Err. Not that I watched it or anything. My roommate did. And I happened to be in the room.

A baby-voiced "Expect the unexpected!" followed by screaming is MY tagline, whore!

Holy Shit. Big Brother is still on the air? And fucking All American Girl was cancelled? Someone seriously needs to be shot.

Some definitely needs to bring back stabbing to this show.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Some ONE

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Any kind of stabbing would be acceptable to me.

@adminslave: Yeah, there were. But this time they might fall in lurve.

@Reluctant Financier: .... Or stabbed in the back. But only for the sake of television, obvs.

Is that Conbon in the picture?

Sponsored by Crisco?

So, Big Brother is now just The Real World on network TV, minus trips to the bar, right?

Can we have guest shots by the gay Australian lifeguards?

It should be all straight black guys and one gay white guy. That would be funny. Big Brotha.

Richard, I don't know why, but I love it when you say "Oh dear".

@adminslave: I used that excuse with that Pussycat Dolls show.

I'm fine with locking them all in, but do we have to let them out again?

@Reluctant Financier: If only the Ecumenical Liberation Army were real.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: My parents watch this. Now I'll have to explain to them that isn't gay code.

@PimpMyCouch: Ditto on that one too. And now that roommate has moved out, I have no more excuses. Wait. I don't have cable! And sometimes I am cooking and don't want to play the radio! Ding! New excuse. I will NOT watch the new Pussycat show though. I fear it will fry my brain (further).

@lolcait: If by 'lurve,' you mean 'fucking on camera' then, yes, we shall await the blessed event.

i've got a craving for a huarache from Chihuahua.

I'm psyched for Big Brother's early return. It's the best thing about the writer's strike. Although they rarely have a gay guy that I like (Will from season 5 is the only one), and haven't had a lesbian, like, ever. There was a bisexual girl the first season, but she got canned in the second week. I wonder if anyone this season will be as repulsive as last season's Whaaamber.

Has anybody been watching the new Paradise Hotel? The first season of that show may have been the best (ie: bad/hilarious/tacky) reality show I've ever experienced.

So, we have one gay who goes either way with "all american guys" (aka Abercrombie bois) or "girls with the blonde hair, big boobs, and fake tans" (aka Dolly Parton drag queens) and the other one who looks like he is auditioning for Michael Lucas. Lord Jesus, give me the strength not to watch this trainwreck.