The "sugar mamas" cruising the profiles for potential "boy toys" at online cougar-dating site Pocketchange NY might want to be careful. We spy the profile of one Neel Shah! What the lovelorn cougars probably don't realize is that Neel, AKA Former Gawker Intern Neel, Radar Online-r, and general man-about-town, is probably writing about his experience, as he is known to do. They might not want their awesome chatup lines broadcast all over the internets, and he'll definitely be crashing their little speed-dating event tomorrow. As it is, they're leaving him all sorts of lascivious comments...
I don't care if his name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon...I want to spread his masculine deliciousness on a some Hindu crackers and start going crazy.
This guy is so hot, he makes steam look cool. Just look at those soulful eyes and artistically sculpted arms. Lock me up in a mountain chalet with nothing but this guy, a limitless supply of body oil and a basket of Swedish condoms. *Yelp!*
I agree..he's totally worth my dowry