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    MITT ROMNEY DROPS OUT OF RACE

    The prettiest remaining candidate in the race for the presidency is finally calling it quits. Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, who has so far won mostly states he's actually lived in, will address the Conservative Political Action Conference at 12:15 today to say "ARE YOU MONSTERS HAPPY NOW?" and then stalk off forever. A nation mourns. [Time]


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