At first I thought in that picture that Tyra was lifting her leg as if to say, 'Stick it in boys.' But now I can see that really she's just preparing herself for some projectile pooping.

alli-oops, ty-ty!

On The West Wing, everybody had changes of clothes in their offices. In case they spilled or got sweaty or whatever. Please, Tyra. I'm trying to help!

It had to be a number one. She doesn't poop. But she ate asparagus, so her pee stank.

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

Laxative'll do that.

Funny, I thought she excreted all of her solid waste by means of her television show.

Sounds like the Moment of Truth segment was shot a little too early.

Dear God! What happened to her leg?

As an aside, did anyone else catch the ANTM: Exposed special last night? Or am I the only loser to do so?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Your new avatar is freaking me out. It's like I don't even know you anymore!

WWD reporter: "So, Tyra! Megaglam frock - very uptown. May I ask about your underpinnings? Spanx? Vicky's Secret?"

Tyra: *frozen smile* "Depends!"

Didn't we hear this about Perez Hilton a little while back? Totally news worthy.

Still more interesting news than something Julia Allison-related.

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
Ha!

And Richard, Tyra soiling herself is excretely newsworthy.

[Begs for forgiveness]

I am proud to say that as an adult I have never shit in my pants. I have, however, drunkenly pissed the bed. With someone else in it.

@Nic Fit: Yeah! Richard, thanks for givin' us the straight poop.

Maybe she threw up AND pooped? Just an idea.

@collegecallgirl: Yeah, I'm still a little freaked out about that.

OK, I gotta call bullshit on this one - or Tyrashit! Whatever, who the hell cares? OOOO, I have GOSSIP - Tyra SHAT on herselff...ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, read my SCOOP!...I don't particularly like or dislike Tyra, but this kind of post just shows how srewed up and infantile and diarrheaitic the Internet can be.

@CodePink: In the dress in the picture, you mean? Because - how could you tell?

alli or atkins or alli and atkins together

Damn, maybe she got an unwelcome/unexpected visit from Aunt Flo???

@billybobnyc: I agree with you. OH WELL.

This is my Number Two Most Favorite Post of All Time!1!

@PimpMyCouch: Should I go back to the old one? I kinda miss Mr. T. This could be like New Coke.

@billybobnyc: @LolCait: I don't know. Fabian Basabe would know from taking a public shit.

Skidmarks On The Runway

@lolcait: It just goes to show - you can't take a dump nowadays without everyone knowing about it!

it sounds as if she and her team just kicked him out of the tent so she could change clothes. did he actually see anything? I'm sure lotsa people are changing clothes, wherever they can, before attending the fashion shows. where's the beef on this?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Mr. T is always welcome. Because the font is so small, the message on the T-Shirt is compromised. Plus, I like to believe you are actuall Mr. T.

@PimpMyCouch: actually, d-bag!

I believe this was Talking Point #38 for justifying public bathrooms.

The oily discharge strikes again.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I still see Mr. T. What is it supposed to be?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: well said!

Liz Smith sleeps naked, and Tyra shits herself. I'd think this was a sign of the Apocalypse if I didn't know better.

Which I wouldn't, if Mitt Romney wasn't still in the running for President.

@CodePink: [www.80stees.com]

She used to be so adept at holding her laxatives.

@notsofresh: Romney quit a few minutes ago. Good riddance... to Mittens!

Well. I am definitely not gonna kiss her fat ass now.

@PimpMyCouch: Totally watched it. Was kinda surprised that they owned up to all the lesbiantics that go on in the house.

I find it sad that I know this and "Paper Magazine Blogger" does not, but some celebrities who have an expectation of being photographed a lot during fashion week change clothes between the shows.
And really, if Tyra Banks crapped her pants, rather than trying to conceal it, wouldn't she build a Very Special episode of her talk show around it?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I felt the same way when I changed to Showgirls, but I never looked back and now nobody even remembers my old icon.

@collegecallgirl: I don't remember your icon right now. Or your next one. Who are you again?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: If you could photoshop Mr. T wearing that T, it would be perfect. Heck, I'll do it for you.

I shit you not.

Is it just me, or is Tyra hanging her bum over the side of that fountain?

Just to mix things up a bit: she could have simply had a heavy day, if you know what I mean....

@BritneysBaldHoohoo: That must be a shite to see.

@collegecallgirl: i remember your old one!

What exactly is new with fat women crapping their pants in New York?

This just in: Tyra's shit does, in fact, stink.

@FracturedAcetabulum: Let's fuck.

All of the sudden, kissin' that "big, fat, black ass" just doesn't sound so appealing...

Well this is certainly a new and shocking revelation to me. Fabian Basabe has a job?

Could be true! Tyra has reported that she has a severe case of IBS, and that it's been a problem for her in the past. Now, she's only explicitly mentioned being in severe pain during photo shoots and stuff... but yeah, c'mon, she totally pooped her pants, y'all.

@lawyergay: Well, you throw 14 girls in a house for an extended period of time, those tickle fights are bound to get out of hand. I was shocked at how gross the kitchen and bathroom got though! Do models not have to clean up after themselves? And I love Toccara. I want to be her friend.

@JojoSaysNo: Ohh, don't mention her, it's like a jinx. Now the Gawker thinks you are asking for it.

Party foul!

@Chillarious: Pooping in paints, oily farts... yep, symptoms of IBS. My ass.

Well, it makes sense.

She is full of shit, after all.

Was probably just trying to squeeze out one of those real soft farts, the ones you just know nobody's going to hear or smell, like the little ones you make on the subway. Except for that one time you misjudged your intestines and instead of the (he, he) cute little squeaker, you let lose a bubbly, wet, loose turd on deck, all Hades a fire, Fahhrrt...with smatter, splatter, and dripage. Yup, this is what happened to Ty Ty. My guess, it happened while laughing at Naomi Campbell, who is still walking the runway, (and not counting her synergistic millions), and after a nice filling meal at Curry in a Hurry.

No one cares when I shit my pants. "sniff"