Never afraid to transparently play out his personal fantasies on the the big screen (but in fairness, isn't that why everyone gets into filmmaking?), Woody Allen has reportedly filled his upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona with all the Scarlett-on-Penelope and Scarlett-on-Penelope-on-Javier action his randy septuagenarian heart can handle: "'[The "steamy" lesbian sex scene] is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope [Cruz] and Scarlett [Johansson] go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.' The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband." The brief item makes no mention about whether or not Bardem's character is a hyperverbal artist who tends to stammer while working through his neuroses. [Page Six' Photos: WireImage]