Hipster party photographer Mark The Cobrasnake Hunter and socialite/internet it girl Cory Kennedy are friends and occasional lovers. They both attended various New York Fashion Week events these past few days, and totes got in touch, via text message, to compare stories and invite each other to the hottest parties (and also to brag about them.) Omg, omg what do the messages say?? Here's one exciting excerpt:

CORY NYC: V gallos herre
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: Nice
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: I think I'm gonna come
CORY NYC: Hurry
CORY NYC: Srsly

Oh that's so dramatic! Usually my text messages are about groceries and stuff! Full transcripts of these important human interactions at New York Mag. After the jump, Cory's Fashion Week recap that she did for (of fucking course) Nylon TV. Thank god this shit is over.

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