Melissa Gira Grant, our newest writer, debuted this week with a straight answer to a naughty question — how to buy a blowjob from a Valley coed — but she wasn't the only one misbehaving. Mark Zuckerberg was caught cheating with his girlfriend. Jimmy Wales's Wikipedia offended the entire Islamic world. Jerry Yang dodged Steve Ballmer's embrace — and we wondered if Yahoo was on drugs. Meanwhile Googlers partied at Disneyland — except for a few stuck working on a deal. To top it off, cable-TV star Olivia Munn donned a rather small top. If you haven't been bad enough, join us at Moose's. We'll cook up some trouble.

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