Hooker math: BJ + DFK - $$$ = GFE

In response to my post on scoring a Stanford girl, a sweet and innocent reader asks, "What does GFE mean in the listings?" GFE is "girlfriend experience." Instead of just getting you off — no kiss — and leaving, a GFE contractor will let you pretend she's your honey. For exactly 60 minutes. What are the extras?

It varies, but the list usually includes:

  • Deep French kissing (DFK) — mmm!
  • Staying until the end of the hour instead of heading out the door as soon as you pop.
  • Letting you come more than once.
  • Other way around — letting you go down on her.
  • No, you don't get a BBBJ — a "bareback blowjob" without a condom. Not on the first date anyway.

For once, this doesn't cost extra. It's just a different approach to the work, treating sex-for-hire as a sort of paid first date. A quick, hot fuck at the end of a long commute is just fine for lots of guys. But do you want her to listen to you process about your latest funding round and your daughter's MySpace addiction while you spoon? Then GFE is your keyword.

(Photo of Billie Piper — yes, Rose from Doctor Who! — as GFE girl Belle De Jour courtesy ITV)