Marc Jacobs' Porn Star Pal Needs To Shut Up

Time used to be (I'm told) when bedding a porn star was fun and frivolous, mostly because said porn star didn't have a platform to ramble on about the "relationship." Alas, not so for fashion designer Marc Jacobs, whose affair with gay porn actor Erik Rhodes continues to get an increasing amount of attention. Poor Marc! All he's trying to do is discreetly engage in some (NSFW) hot threesome action with Rhodes and former rentboy Jason Preston, but Rhodes insists on blogging about their dalliances. Learn more after the jump, (plus a video of the oafish Rhodes at an awards show).

In his latest post, about the bestest 26th birthday EVER, he talks about going to Jacobs' fashion show, where he meets celebrities (On Posh Spice: "this bitch needed to get out of my face") and has tons of fun. Then he gets all ooey and gooey about the one-on-one-on-one time he spent with Preston and Jacobs after the show: "I concluded my night with quite diner with Marc and jason. I sware to God, they gave me the best birthday i could have ever asked for. These are the types of people i need in my life." Awwwww! You're melting our heartz, we sware. The Daily News covered the show's after party, and writes that when asked about the affair, Mr. Rhodes replied by simply lifting his shirt and showing his 12-pack-abs. Rhodes denies this on the blog, saying, "Sorry that's not exactly what happened... but it sounds like a good story right. Like i talk by showing my abs and it just happens to mean :'yes daily news, marc and i fuck our brains out'." Heh, um Erik? I'm sure Marc would much prefer a simple shirt lift to the blabbering you're doing now. Like I said, used to be the porn star was seen and not heard. No longer, internet!