Oh no they didn't. Evidently droopy-eyed heiress Paris Hilton and droopy-lifed actress Lindsay Lohan got into some kind of blowout at a Grammys after party last night. Seems that the freckle and cocaine dappled Lohan, upon seeing Hilton at the same party, shrieked: "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list." Hilton deftly parried, hissing "Fuck off you bitch." Reportedly they both want to work with producer Timbaland (who was hosting the party) to reboot their failing music careers. Sooo, it's eventually just going to get to the point where they stab each other in the eyes upon first greeting, huh? [Mirror]

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