• By Hamilton Nolan
    Feb 12, 2008 10:58 AM 665
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    Abstinent Star Can't Breathe

    kravitz.jpegLenny Kravitz has been rushed to the hospital with severe bronchitis! We should all take his extreme dehydration and fatigue as a cautionary tale about what three years without sex can do to a man. Lenny needs to take Nicole Kidman to a romantic farm with some candles and a Devendra Banhart CD, ASAP. [Showbiz Spy]


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