Tracing The Long And Sordid History Of 'Brangelina To Wed' Stories

How many times will it take for the tabloids to breathlessly declare wedding plans for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before they realize there's simply no there there? Officially marking the umpteenth time a "source" has claimed the power couple are leaving the Goldie/Kurt School of Long-Term Relationship Success, the National Enquirer is now stating that "Brad proposed again after they discovered they were having twins" and that Angelina "has decided to follow her heart." But before we start envisioning Angelina's maternity wedding dress or how the pair might exchange rings under an African canopy made of recycled diapers and clean needles, let's take a walk down memory lane to see how the tabloids have reported on Brangelina wedding claims over the years:

August 25, 2005: Angelina calls Brad 'My Husband!'" (Life & Style)
December 2005: Brad Pitt is said to be proposing to lover Angelina Jolie (Closer Magazine)
December 12, 2005: Rumours Swirl Around Brangelina Wedding (Sarasota Herald Tribune)
February 7, 2006: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Get Married in Dublin (News Of The World)
March 3, 2006: Pitt and Jolie Married In Secret (The Herald Sun)
March 16, 2006: Brangelina Wedding Rumors Spread: Italy Abuzz With Speculation About Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie (CBS News)
April 24, 2006: George Clooney Arrives In Namibia For Brangelina Wedding (PittWatch)
May 11, 2006: Did Angelina Jolie turn down Brad Pitt's Proposal?
May 13, 2006: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt in Himba Ceremony (Life & Style)
May 15, 2006: Brangelina Has No Plans To Marry (People Magazine)
July 18, 2006: Pitt tired of asking Jolie to marry him (Angelina Jolie Blog)
September 8, 2006: Angelina Jolie Agrees To Marry Brad Pitt (Star Magazine)
November 14, 2006: Brangelina's 'Disturbing' Wax Wedding Nixed (Feed Farm)
December 6, 2006: Angelina To Wed Pitt In Africa (The Sun)
Feb 12, 2007: Angelina and Brad exchange secret vows in Dominican Republic (Women's Day)
March 27, 2007: Brad and Angie are considering tying the knot at Easter in the Dominican Republic (BANG!)
May 31, 2007: Brangelina secretly planning a lavish wedding (China Daily)
July 12, 2007: Brangelina Signs A Pre-Nup (Softpedia)
February 13, 2008: WEDDING BELLS FOR BRANGELINA? (National Enquirer)

Can't wait til next week's report!