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Dear singles stuck alone on Valentine's Day: Nuts to you! Tonight I will go out with my girlfriend, and then we will have sex. Please avoid watching "Lost" because if you talk about it tomorrow all your friends will realize you are lonely. Instead watch these four Valentine's Day videos on the web.

The official movie for Valentine's Day 2008 is "Love in a Backward World," a five-minute film that does more than expected with its central special-effects conceit:

More in line with the Gawker attitude is a way to say "I love you" to a deaf girl you don't love.

One more sappy sweet one, from PostSecret, where banal confessions illustrated by hipsters are art:

And to close, thoughts on Valentine's Day from 2007 by the Internet's ex-boyfriend, Ze Frank: