· Mark Lisanti, our founder and fearless leader of four years, packs it in for bigger and brighter things, as we, along with the Chinese Theater Justice League, bid him a fond farewell.
· Alas, poor Grazerhead! We knew him, Russell Crowe.
· WGA Scribeapalooza II: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off proves a rousing success: The strike, she is no more.
· Meryltom ClooNiro urges you to JUST TALK.
· What they did over their strike break: Forgot what the hell was going on on their show. Worked at a fast food restaurant.
· This is your flack. This is your flack on beta-carotine-rich drugs.
· Spielberg pulls out of the Beijing Olympics. Fine, Spielberg. See if China cares.
· Our first glimpse of Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.
· Gasp! An exec let some underling take the blame for something shady he did! It's right there in that e-mail! We know!!
· We don't know about you, but we like to start our mornings with a hot cup of coffee, a beloved screen icon, and the c-word.
· The Fall of the Fanning Dynasty
· Paris Hilton's baby brother is all grown up and sobering up in a holding cell.
· Mel Gibson sued for not giving his screenwriter his fair share of the Jesus-snuff-movie millions.
· Kanye West wins Artist of Eternity!
· Roy Scheider takes the Blue Thunder express to the hereafter.
· Just what Ben Silverman needed: A mountain of fuck-you money.
· Who's up for some Drunk Lindsay Bingo?

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