US Bowler Magazine's list of the top celebrity bowlers is out! And it's just a gem. The bulk of the list [via Ad Age] is taken up by athletes, which leads to much hilarious insider humor, like this line from sportswriter Norman Chad: "What is it with baseball pitchers and bowling? Heck, you don't see Mika Koivuniemi moonlighting as a middle reliever for the Detroit Tigers." Ha, fuckin-A right! But a few non-athletes do make the prestigious list, as the "Best of the Rest":

• Nelly
• Ludacris
• Vince Vaughn
• Bill Murray

These are the only good famous bowlers in America who are not professional athletes. Huh. Well, at least Bill Murray's spot is understandable:

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