Newest hire at Monsters Inc.

Its the Bride of Jigsaw!

That's just umm oy vey, there are no words.

Image via WENCH.

"Good news, everyone! My latest experiment is finished!"

Kabuki Mask attacks woman.

We told you you were allergic to raspberries, but you just didn't want to believe us.

"For Halloween, I went as a catfish!"

Her hair looks ok.

"LOOK WHAT TOKIO HOTEL DID TO MEEEEEEE!"

"You! Dwarf! Do I Frighten You?"

In the Year 2028, Plastic Surgeons Remain Unable to Repair Paris Hilton's Eye.

Impulse visit to Frederic Fekkai a mistake, admits Cousin Itt.

Meg Ryan 2020

Catwoman Scanning the Sidewalk for an Errant Kibble

Medical tourist to sue travel agent.

her husband died monday apparently?

Local Pimple Needs To Be Popped.

Nuclear Cataclysm Hot

@surreal: Now she can take the mask off?

i hear she does nails and offers advice to plucky students at fordham law school.

Jessica Alba Got Donkey Punched.

In Other News..! What does Tokio Hotel have to do with this?????? I don't get it.

Helman, exactly, hair is fine.

Didn't Mom warn you "it would stay that way"?

Beauty and the Beast all rolled into one.

Fabio Bounced From "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" Campaign - looks to join circus.

CIA's Secret Weapon in the War Against Face Recognition Technology

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

Cowardly Lion, Victim of Terrible Fire

@Ms.Ken-Chelsea: It's just misplaced fandom, that's all.

Now-Courageous Lion's Envy of Tin Man's Acquisition Leads to Horrific One-Upsmanship

@fiveinchtaint: Oooooh! (yours=better)

World's second face transplant recipient wants refund.

Donates Body to Science, Face to Scientology

@La Cieca: Nice.

"Get back to the castle, Belle. I'm going to deal with Gaston once and for all!"

Abreva Works On Cold Sores, but Messes Up Face

@CodePink: Ha! I like yours.

Courtney Friel Greets Photogs On Her Way to Makeup

Son of Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton Revealed

If Fabio and John Madden somehow mated ... and then the kid had $2 million in plastic surgery.

Fabio Leaves Le Cirque After Mishap With Acid Soup.

A Very Special "Where Are They Now?" - That Kid from Mask

Whoever wins, the subhed should read "EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"

Rocky Dennis Completes Gender Re-Assignment

I think she should ask her hairdresser for the Cousin It style....

Surprisingly, That's Her Real Nose

Manhattan Island of Doctor Moreau

Terry Gilliam is going to sue her for plagiarizing that woman from "Brazil".

That is some seriously scary shit.

Jennifer Aniston Regrets Falling For Mexican Travel Agent's Promise That "All Our Plastic Surgeons Went to Medical School"

Mr. Mistoffelees No Longer Magical

Ron Perlman prepares for Beauty and the Beast: series two. Linda Hamilton unavailable for comment.

@Ed: Oh, wow. That is superb.

'plastic surgery aficionado' is P.C. for 'addict with severe body image issues'.

"Bornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn free.... as free as the wind blows."

I didn't even realize that eyebrows could even go there.

@homobot v3.0: Great minds!