At lunch today, I bought my very own Yahoo. It wasn't as pretty as Flickr, but it was del.icio.us. Cobblestones in Lowell, Mass., sells a Yahoo burger — a healthy serving of beef, cheese, barbecue sauce and onion strings. Steve Ballmer, why do you want to spend so much money for Yahoo when you can get this Yahoo for $10.99? Here's my proof of purchase.

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