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Perez Hilton, Internet Skidmark.

By Richard Lawson, 11:39 AM on Thu Feb 21 2008, 9,219 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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[Witty raconteur and weblog scribe Perez Hilton at the 2008 Brit Awards yesterday; image via Splash] bathe

nutmeg's new line beats the original, Completely Naked Perez (Except for Cap) Does Not Want to Take Bath.

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