Like a James Ellroy novel, two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently did a survey to find out which celebrity features people would pay and bleed and disfigure to have. It's a typical smattering of famous folks of the day, and of course Star magazine was there to report the results and put together a picture mash-up of the perfect celebrity lookalike plastic surgery make-over. [Star] After the jump, a handy list of which features are in demand, as well as a larger version of the creepy computer models.

Women:

• Katherine Heigl's nose
• Angelina Jolie's lips
• Keira Knightley's cheeks (she has cheeks?)
• Jessica Simpson's hair
• Katie Holmes' eyes (post droop-eye surgery, I assume)

• Daniel Craig's eyes
• Leonardo DiCaprio's nose
• Matt Damon's lips
• Christian Bale's jaw
• John Stamos' hair (hah!)

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