When it comes to Wednesday's reality television options, ladies night on American Idol isn't the only game in town. The CW featured a ladies night of a different sort as Tyra Banks unleashed the Cycle 10 premiere of America's Next Top Model on an unsuspecting world. (Can it only be Cycle 10? It feels more like 87.)

In case you missed it, there were some differences between this cycle and the nine previous. This time, the girls are in New York, Paulina Porizkova has replaced Twiggy, and well ... that's pretty much it. But what does it matter? We know why you really watch the show: to see Tyra Banks' ego swell up larger than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. And for that, the above clip certainly delivers in spades. Our only criticism? Shoulda been more pig's blood.