Former Seventeen editor/current self-styled Alpha Kitty Atoosa Rubenstein holds court from her gynecologist's office, sitting on the table while discussing celebrity baby pictures with her husband. The 'Toos is preggers! The video is total blogbait, but it's also a total tease—we don't even get to see them stick the speculum in! We bring you completely SFW screengrabs to peruse while asking, what the fuck was she thinking?
"Whatever! You're an animal, goodbye," the 'Toos trills at husband Ari after he says he thinks charging for celeb babypix is a perfectly OK practice. "I promise you we are not that hard up for cash!" she tells the camera.