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- Lindsay Lohan emulated Marilyn Monroe, showed us her gauze-covered parts. We analyzed it.
- Gene Simmons showed the world how he has sex. Unfortunately.
- Do Britney chroniclers have any decency?
- Fox News correspondent Courtney Friel showed us her bathing suit.
- Science fair kids showed us their awesome projects, and their even awesomer sweaters. They are the best pics ever.
- We met the nine biggest Oscar party whores!
- John McCain maybe, quite possibly engaged in some acts he wasn't supposed to—with a lady!
- We met the (former) Duchess of Harvard. And she talked to us!
- Silver fox Anderson Cooper bitched about being stalked.
- Our favorite hipster travelblogger, Max Gogarty, officially stopped blogging after just one post, due to overwhelming requests that he do so.
- We urged David Simon to shut down the Wire.
- We gave Portfolio a critique.
- Will we have a black president? Who knows! But we have them in movies already.
- To top it all off, Tori Spelling plans to foist a book upon this weary world.
