"We came to Belgrade to defend Kosovo," one of the girls, her face blurred to protect identity.
They also came to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
"We looted because we are poor, not because we are rich."
Typical fucking poors. In other news, the rich don't loot, but have lotsa loot.
The girls went on to explain that learned this slightly modified technique of 'patriotism by shopping' by watching lots of American television.