For Actors, U.S. Is No Country For Gold MenS

[Academy Award winning actors and goddamned foreigners Daniel Day-Lewis, Tilda Swinton, Marion Cotillard, and Javier Bardem; image via WENN]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, "And Then They Kiss. Then They Get Married. Then They Go To College. No, Make Yours Kiss Mine. Now Mine Doesn't Like Yours."