Well, now I understand why Sheila got asked if she had any drugs at that party.

I think any Obama internet attack ad should be a mix of a Scientology Promo, 9/11 and Nazi Concentration Camp conspiracy theories, and Reading is FUN! PSA. Mabye end with "Got Milk?" but with a picture of Hillary with a chocolate milk mustache.

Wait. What?

Oh. My. God.

Barack Obama supports the Mexican drug gangs with his purchases of large quantities of marijuana!

Also those dancers/music are Hindi-from India NOT Muslim-jeez, they can't even get anything right! But hey, they all look the same...

@rantmagazine: Uh, Hindi is a language, and India has the world's second largest Muslim population...

M.I.A., M.I.A., Running Mate, Bucky Dun Gun.

Get it? Gun?

@rantmagazine: Thinking that was made by the Bangalore IT support people when they were not answering my calls.

Now that he's got the Indian vote wrapped up he'll win for sure!

I hear Barack Obama does lines off his copy of the Koran with a rolled-up picture of Saddam Hussein, then blows his coke snot in an American flag handkerchief.

that was an _attack_ ad?

Wait, these are attacks? They look pretty cool to me.

Some people wait a lifetime for a video mash-up like this.

What it needs a remix with the Nipple Eating Butterhead mix

+ Watch video

that's funny aisatsana

i don't think the indian one was an attack ad. i'm indian and it made me want to vote FOR him. the song is in hindi, not arabic. all my indian friends love obama.

@tammyfey:
Hindi isn't a language-it's religion. My friend is Hindi, I know alot about India and it's a religion. Mainly from the South and the darker casts. They are the only one's with the red dot on their foreheads. Sikhs have the turban and Muslims are lighter and tend to be Pakistanis and more northern Indians. This is why North India side were Pakistan border is are always fighting. Pakistan was constructed by the British many moons ago. Muslims and Hindis do not get on. Hindi's are peaceful, worship the Elephant-more about spirituality and Muslims are ALL about Mohammed and righteousness. Just go google...

And yeah, India has a large muslim population only because it's so huge...check out Indonesia, and all those northern African countries that are FULL ON muslim...

@belltolls:
heh :)

This makes up for every single post about Julia Allison. Every one.

@rantmagazine: OK, tell your 8 year-old niece she can have her book report back now that you have kindly shared it here.

I give up.

Wait -- I'm confused. Obama is giving the U.S. back to the Indians?

@rantmagazine: Do you mean Hindu?

I took a cab with a guy from Egypt (a Muslim) recently and he told me that he doesn't support Obama and that he believed Osama was going to help to destroy America. I was a bit shocked by this and really couldn't reason with him at all.

@rantmagazine: Wow, way to generalize! My mom is Pakistani Muslim, and my father is south Indian Muslim...and we SPEAK Hindi, because it's a language, spoken by people of most religions, regions, and castes in India. Hinduism is the religion, and its followers are called Hindus. And if Muslims aren't peaceful...who are they fighting with over there? Themselves? Next time try actually studying your stuff, rather than googling it.

i'm personally a big fan of this (though i don't know how to post pictures here)

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@tammyfey: you were right, Hindi is a language spoken by many, Hindus are the followers of the Hindu religion.

@speedyg:
Er why would I google it? I live in the UK, we have the largest percentage of Indians, Hindu's and Bengladeshi's-every single one of my friends have actually travelled and lives in India for at least a year-as I'm sure you know how the English and the Indians are like...my best friend is actually from India-India-as in she wasn't born in the UK and only came to the UK for College, so she goes back a lot and we exchange books and poetry on Indian literature, as well as other stuff. She's an artist and has a large amount of friends who are political writers in India as well. So as YOU well know; India has a major, major amount of issues when it comes to religion and when it comes to the caste system...I was being GENERAL; do you really think I can sum up a country as complex, historically rich and vast as India?? The second latest fastest growing 'middle class' nation after China? Are you kidding with me? It would take forever which is why short discussions tend to suck because there are so many layers. So like I said I still do not think using Indian Bollywood music to depict Obama as some Muslim fundamentalist makes any fucking sense. It's lazy and poor journalism-which to me shows America's lack of knowledge when it comes to ANY other place apart from the US! So are you know going to tell me that Sikh's don't wear turbans?

I'm not getting into an argument about Muslim philosophy-I was just over simplifying the differences between the religions in India and the way that they follow things; and yes maybe it is biased as I do have more Hindi friends; arty all that crap and the kind of books I read...but I'm allowed to see that..

@tammyfey:
My 8 year old niece says "Don't be mean, I got a B+ for it in my third world history class". I reasoned with my niece that you meant well and that it was actually a compliment...

@rantmagazine: Don't ram your car into a tunnnel abutment there, Princess. Let's just take a deep breath, remember the national mantra: "Cool as an English Cucumber." Can I recommend typing away on Wikipedia, since you've taken a shine to correcting us errant Americans. That should set the record straight once and for all, and establish you at the nadir of "friends of Indians, et al" category.

@tammyfey:
Oh, and my 8 year old niece said "thank you". She HATES it when I get carried away and still her papers in order to try and like win a point! Especially as it was copy and pasted. My bad.

@rantmagazine:

The very second someone inserts an unnecessary apostrophe into a plural (e.g., Hindu's rather than Hindus), I stop reading. Think of all the time I save.

@TVAddendum:
The whole 'cool as a cucumber' thing escapes me when I seem to have to start talking about Obama! It's actually insane and I have so much more respect for you guys for living with this in and out. Seriously. When misunderstood-you can't help but ramble to get that dreaded point across.... :)

@nightfloat: what do the words of the song mean?

Guys, we're just going to have to hold a quiz show to see who knows more about Indians or Hinduism or whatever youse are arguing about.

Newtojezebel, is that you?

@rantmagazine: We've missed you, NewToJezebel!

@dmac: Get to philly much?

@Elektra:
Fair enough-I do the same...

@PrincessKashmir:
Who? Seriously who is it/that?...have you clicked on my past comments-are they similar to her's/his...

Hmm-I'm probably being really slow here...

@rantmagazine: have a decaf chai, will ya?

@Elektra: can we add to the apostrophes to indicate plurals ban the use of "my bad"? Please?

"Rantmagazine" is Hindu for "Huckabee".

If someone can translate the song, I'll give the Macs back to Billyburg!

@trojanhorse: "Rantmagazine" is Hindu for "Huckabee".

This is incorrect.

"Rantmaga" is Hindu for "Huckabee".
"-zine" is a Hindu suffix meaning "son of".

Why has no one yet made a "Max Headroom" comparison?

@jrhys:
I'll keep you to your word - Translation, now with Chinese Opera. Who knew Hillary was Barack's crush? Enjoy!
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Barack OBollywood; 1:00-1:04; This is what happens when Barack Obama is in a pitch black room.