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It's frustrating when one tries to write a real think piece and it totally goes down in flames. As happened to me not a moment ago. Sometimes the discourse just can't be raised. So, for today, I give up. After the jump is a clip of Heidi Klum and Ellen DeGeneres talking about balls. Heidi the Seal-marrying supermodel likes them, Ellen the lesbian talk show host has no idea what to do with them. Enjoy.
When In Doubt: Balls
