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Philippe Dauman Jr., triumphant Googler, entrepreneur, and son of Viacom's CEO, you're our new hero. So we made a playlist for you. Forgive us: We didn't have a password to your music startup, Yuzu, so we used rival Pandora's algorithm to find music about coke, boys, girls, boys and girls, and other things we imagine you like. Please play it this weekend. We'll be thinking of you as we do.

"Hustler," Simian Mobile Disco

"Loose," Spank Rock & Benny Blanco

"Frank Sinatra," Miss Kittin

"Lazer Life," The Blood Brothers

"Flux," Bloc Party