"I'm In a Foreign Country. I Think It's Called Paris and It's a Little Cold! Do You Like This Yellow Thing? It Holds Up Pants. When I Am Wearing Pants. OMG, Is He Still Looking? I Think He's A Spy. Or A Paris Person. Woots."

[Socialite and arguably my favorite person Tinsley Mortimer at a Paris Fashion Week event yesterday; image via Splash]

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