"You can't catch me; I'm The GingerGay Fag!"

PS, Your Cat Is Still Dead.

Can we address the fact that they have sex with each other? Seriously. Disgust.

@BettyCrocker: LOL beat me to it. Ok.. I'll have to go with the backup:

@Penscribe: oh, I dunno. If you can't make it with yourself, who can you score with?

Actually, ND's analysis is an excellent example of how the internet can raise significant issues that are never talked about in the mainstream media. ND has a writing style that pops while hitting hard. I've wanted gawker.com to lose the jokes for a bit and focus on hard-edged, unpopular commentary. There should be more scrutiny about Mayor Bloomberg's cronyism and the fine line between management efficiency and hypercontrol.

But there's another problem with the mayor that is not often raises. It is unseemly to buy a presidential election or a mayorship. It bespeaks the worse possible skewing of our already terrible oligarchic political system. It is worse than lobbyist all-but buying votes.

@Penscribe: For me, that's the kind of information that could remain undisclosed and my life would be fuller. So, please allow me to return my fingers to my ears and- lalalalalalalalalalala!

The laws of supply and demand dictate that gay pewrn doesn't pay. There are way too many homos willing to do it for free.

a whole new spin on "roofies"... we were actually awakened to a police helicopter looking for these guys after they knocked over the WaWa around the corner

31 lbs? and a 39" bust?

Why do they list the condition of his teeth? That pushes this over into creepy territory for me. I felt like I was shopping for horses when I read this.

I don't understand who their target audience is. I mean, who wants to see two brothers having sex? I'm really disturbed by that.

They must have failed the Rooftop Robbery course at The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Gay porn doesn't pay? wtf? Is that why I still live in a trailer down by the riverbank? Have I been lied to?

@BalknChain: How are they supposed to rob it if they can't even fit inside it?

@rogadelic: I said they failed, duh! Do I need to break dance fight you or something?

@Penscribe: Who doesn't!!!!

@Penscribe: hasn't playboy been doing that for years? featuring female twins with the implication that they get freaky with each other?

@Penscribe: What is that even called in the African-American community? Perverse Narcissism on the Down Low?

@Penscribe: Niche marketing at its best!

@saltwatertaffy: Very valid point, think of that whole Twins ad campaign for some beer company.

@Penscribe: Hate to ruin your party but they so DON'T do each other. I've done enough "research" over the years to know.

@Hautebouncer: Then what are they doing in these pictures: [www.mediatakeout.com]

@Penscribe: Grooming each other? My beagles do it all the time. Thank god for MediaTakeout!

Wait, aren't these the guys from the ottoman humping video?

Since when could someone from Georgia speak French?!