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    Feb 29, 2008 10:00 AM 25,443
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    The Lonely Ballad of Timothy Gunn

    If his behavior at gay bars is any indication, Tim Gunn has a sad. A tipster writes that the white haired, perfectly groomed Project Runway mentor was spotted at The Townhouse last night, alone and upset.

    Was at The Townhouse last night. Not very friendly. As I walked over to say hello, (he was alone and looking lonely) he mouthed "go away."
    What ineffable mists of melancholy and dejection have surrounded this famous mollycoddler? Someone go cheer him up. His lips may wordlessly say "go away", but his eyes plead "I need you."


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