So here's the pitch: sex + Wikipedia + cupcakes - escorts = PROFIT!

Before we head to io9 Sci-Fi Glamazon Friday at Moose's, 4-8 p.m. today, we wanted to once again thank Ed Kohler for his Valleywag Sex (And Sponsor Posts) Filter, which Melissa Gira Grant says has enabled her to write whatever the heck she wants from now on. Meanwhile, we're still trolling for a copy of Marissa Mayer's cupcake spreadsheet. Despite myself, I found the Mahalo entry for cupcake helpful. But why does a search for cupcakes return entirely different results? Just trying to help here. Finally, thanks to every celebrity on Earth for not releasing a bedroom video this week.