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- Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck, Elizabeth Banks is fucking Seth Rogen, and Sam Zell is fucking everyone.
- Barack Obama wore a turban, and an apron, and Matt Drudge said Hillary Clinton tried to make it an issue but instead he made her making it an issue the issue, and everyone debated many things, like shoes, ships, sealing wax, cabbages, and whether Drudge is still the king of the media.
- Drudge responded by suggesting that he is the king of England when he personally rescued Prince Harry from Afghanistan.
- Nick Denton remained the king of The Revolving Door.
- The Oscars happened and we made some bullet points!
- Starbucks closed for a couple minutes and every media outlet on Earth freaked out. We were no exception.
- Everyone was mean to children.
- Conservative talkin' guy William F. Buckley died, everyone trotted out their favorite polysyllabic words. We remembered him as a dick, but a funny dick.
- Bloggers: gotta catch 'em all!
- We are all Julia Allison now. So: happy birthday to us! Our party was kind of sad :(
- Tiny Town Mayor Michael Bloomberg isn't running for president, but he has lots of suggestions for people who are, on account of how great he is at managing his dysfunctional corporation.
- Anderson Cooper might someday leave his invisible closet, maybe.
- There was a New York Media Slapfight!
- Tim Gunn is sad.
- Feel free to browse our top stories and the day's most popular items, and click on as many things as possible so that you may enrich us while we sleep.
Comments
Ok, look. Not to get all serious, but there is no evidence at all that Clinton tried to make an issue of the turban. Evan Obama doesn't think so. So please stop saying it. xoxo
@Helman: hence the "matt drudge said" part
You fixed the comments link, but now I forgot what I was going to say.
@She Blinded Me With Omniscience: I remembered for you: Puppies are cute, kittens suck!
"Click on as many things as possible so that you may enrich us while we sleep"
This failed attempt at passive aggressiveness was not lost on me Pareen, but the jokes on you, I sleep the same time you do!!!
Bwah hah ha
I've been reading Gawker long enough to know that some of you folks can't wait another minute for this, so: Here's the new Sex and the City movie trailer. (Warning: Spoilery!)
[movies.yahoo.com]
You take a week in a hospital, and all hell breaks loose.
@TedSez: Thanks for that. I hate to admit it, but I will see the SATC movie, only on DVD. I'm not that curious.
@rod: I sure hope you're doing well now. Yikes.
Hmm... late night talkshow hosts no-one cares about prefer sex with Good Will Hunting cast members. I heard Dave Letterman does the rusty trombone with Robin Williams.
Has Nick fired that Nolan Ryan guy yet? Stale, stale, stale. He's been 'writing' on this 'blog' for, like, weeks now.
@TedSez: that trailer's almost 2 weeks old. oh, i love u guys.
@wonky: I really dislike your comments. You're on notice.
yay, it's julia allison's nipples! [itsmejulia.com]
@rod: Are you okay now?
@traydon_barter: Yay! Also, I love when she wishes for an end to the worldwide obesity crisis for her birthday.
@wonky: If the SATC trailer is 'almost two weeks old', then why didn't you post it here two weeks ago, Mr. (or Ms.) Cutting Edge?
@wonky: I think this is a new-and-improved one. It was just posted to the Yahoo site a couple of days ago. (And even if it's not that different from the old one, I thought the SATC obsessives would be interested.)
thanks a lot, now I'm sad!
More fun: Diablo Cody going bloggety-blog-blog to Ellen Page on last night's "SNL":
[tv.popcrunch.com]
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