"Congratulations! You are one of the select few who have included a cover letter with their application. This puts you in great position for the opening and we look forward to meeting you."—A response from HR at the old-school mega ad agency Grey, to a recent job applicant. Most ad people are too creative for cover letters. [The Daily Biz]
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