I know I'm the only person on earth tired of the Onion, so here's the trailer for The Onion Movie. While the film was supposed to come out in 2005, the trailer that was just released on the Darjeeling Limited DVD says the movie will go straight to DVD this year. Good call. Not only is the thing outdated, but I doubt most theater audiences could sit still for ninety minutes of the same deadpan news schtick. Even Monty Python knew they had to have a plot if they wanted to make a feature-length film. Trailer's below.