In a research breakthrough that will solve ongoing arguments across the world, an Australian website has tallied thousands of votes and put together a definitive list of the gayest songs of all time [via Queerty]. The full list is 50 songs deep, and can be seen here. But because our motto is "Servicey in gay music matters," we've got the top ten list—and a video of the GAYEST SONG OF ALL TIME—after the jump. If you're an ABBA fan, you have something special to look forward to.

10. Alicia Bridges "I Love The Nightlife"

9. Madonna "Vogue"

8. Olivia Netwon-John "Xanadu"

7. Kylie Minogue "Better The Devil You Know"

6. Pet Shop Boys "Go West"

5. Kylie Minogue "Your Disco Needs You"

4. The Weathergirls "It's Raining Men"

3. Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive"

2. Village People "YMCA"

1. ABBA "Dancing Queen"

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