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You may have heard that the Upper East Side restaurant Philippe found itself in a dicey position today when someone told Page Six that staffers there have been relieving their boredom by watching security camera footage of celebrities like Diddy and Tom Brady cavorting in the restaurant's private rooms. We hope you also noted that their spokesman, superflack and CAPITALIZATION FAN Ronn [sic] Torossian issued a stern defense of Philippe, saying it is "completely and utterly false" that anyone could be watching the tapes. To which we would only add: please email us if you have any information to the contrary. Although such contrary information, of course, does not exist. [Ronn's firm is also looking for a new HR director. We encourage Gawker readers to apply!]