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    Every Detail Is Perfectly Ironic

    By rebecca, 2:18 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008, 1,188 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    This week Village Voice columnist and flip-flop with socks wearer Michael Musto recreated Lindsay Lohan's recreation of Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot because nothing says "Pultizer" like drag (Does it count as drag if you're naked? -ed). A small point that might have gotten overlooked as you held in your vomit: Musto's ass has "Fire Crotch" airbrushed in. Hey, Musto, you owe Brandon Davis a nickel. [La Daily Musto]

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