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Brave Family Has No Choice But To Be On Television

In the raging war on basic human decency, another family has been drafted to the front line. Dina Lohan, mother of ruined actress Lindsay and future corpse in a sad hotel room Ali, says that the family has "no choice" but to do their upcoming E! reality series about Ali rapping on the door of stardom while Dina stands angrily behind her with a battering ram. They were conscripted by the media that ruthlessly hounds them. Dina's logic is that by wielding the power of a TV camera she can control the inevitably intense scrutiny the family will endure when she gleefully throws her next daughter off a cliff. Page Six has video of Dina yammering on about her theory (something about "carte blanche"). After the jump, more video of this principled woman sharing her wisdom.


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