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Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun
3:52 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By Richard
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Be-shawled Contestant With Ill-fitting Wig Clarifies Nonchalance
Emma Bunton Grimaces, Waves Halfheartedly, Knew Spice: The Next Generation Was as Bad an Idea as Going Half-Brunette
Unthreateningly Plain Models from 2004 Gap Winter Catalogue Reunite
FAME! I'm gonna live for seconds!
Photo Snapped Mere Seconds Before Tragic Backdrop Accident
I love how the entire cast of most, if not all, reality shows end up looking like a Gap ad circa 1995. It's all very multi-cultural and far too much low-label denim.
The Cast Of CATS All Come Out At Once.
@mathnet: Well, that renders MY comment redundant.
South Coast High School Senior Trip 2008
@mathnet: Nice.
Airtime Outlives Talent
The future cast members of Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Fit Club....
Gays, whores and badly coiffed drag queens: which one is your child?
Getting a GED, The Musical
"...THE ARISTOCRATS!"
Wingspan Club Prepares To Welcome Honorary Member Clay Aiken
Raise your hand if you're gay, a stripper, or already had a major label deal!
Man In Middle Has Enormous Arm Span (And One Black Arm)
Diablo Cody and Her USC Film School Screenwriting Class a Go Go!
Two singers, two ringers, two hotties, two notties, two strippers, and two future Dairy Queen soft-serve dippers
Siamese Dodecaplets Tragically Elated, Optimistic Shortly Before Failed Separation Surgery.
According to everything I know about Beatle rumors, this photo is proof that all these people are dead.
INVISIBLE CONFEDDY!!1!!1!
@Dickdogfood: you can say that again.
Omna homi naskas libera ed egala relate digneso e yuri.
@Richard: Man in the Middle Has Tremendous Wingspan and Is Also The Only One Whose Eyes Contain That Certain Kind of Sadness That Says "I Wish I Weren't Driven--I Betray My Own Ideals"
@CodePink: Heartbreaking.
@Richard: ("Man in Middle)
kkheeeeee!! genius!
Gossip Girl Stand-ins Have Moment In The Shade
@Richard: And three heads. Brave Sir Robin just pissed himself.
Slap Me 60!
More fun than OTIII
@La Cieca: If I said that sounded sexy, would I be wrong?
"Right Guard" Misses Out on Obvious Marketing Tie-In
Hilton High School Show Choir Fights Accusations of Racism and Defends Placing Sole Black Male in Back Row: Claims Decision Based on Member's Insistence on Wearing Hideous Sweater
"WHEEEEEEE-ehhhhh-EEEEEE!"
@In Other News...: Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, ambivalent.
Pitchy, twitchy, bitchy, kitschy, witchy, glitchy, itchy, dishy, swishy, fishy, squishy, and David.
Sniper's Ammo Clip Picks a Fine Time to Jam
Ahhh David Archuleta is made of puppies n rainbows!!!!1!!!1
I mean... um... I have no idea who these people are... never seen em in my life.
Ford: Proud Sponsor of American Edsel
Black Guy Obscured In Back Row Strangely Hopeful; Preferential Photo Staging Suggests Otherwise
@BK_KT: I can't stand him. I am, however, wildly in love with Dreadlocks McGee.
"All those moving back in with your parents next year raise your hands."
Drama Club alumni still fags.
Many Will Enter; One Will Go On to Have Poor-to-Mediocre Record Sales and Get Dumped by Their Label
the unemployment line looks like fun
@Conbon: Horrid Extra Dry
2010 $8 Bin
The one with the dreads fed us mushrooms earlier!! yaaaaayyy!
25% Minorities: That's Good Enough
Life Miserable For Siamese Twin Sets When Not Huddled Together For Group Photos
@Steverino: $8? You must be an optimist.
Why are American girls so big, and the men so small?
Ta-Blah!