• We watched every single minute of The Wire.
  
• We rounded up every single blogging cliche.
  
• We saw shouty PR man Ron Torossian sue a lady for the audacity of helping someone escape his firm.
  
• We spent the night in jail.
  
• We pointed and laughed at silly journalists and their overzealous ways of capturing all the news.
  
• We covered the latest fakey-fake memoir debacle: Valley Girl turned "gang member"!
  
• We got all up in a tizzy over puppies. Verdict? We like them!
  
• We learned how to land a job... at the New York Times!
  
• We wondered: are bloggers bipolar?
  
• We threw a grenade at Keith Gessen, certain other writers.
  
• If we have to teach you how to be a blogger, we'll do that later.
  
• We told Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard where she could shove it.
  
• But still, thank God for French women: sexing it up for the rest of us.
  
• We analyzed why moneymaking blogs should never be sold.
  
• There was terror! But we solved it.
  
• Does John Mayer annoy us? We can't decide.
  
• Jim Behrle's cartoon, attached, sums it all up kreepily. That is all. Let the FNFF'ing commence!

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